He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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