"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
did i walk over a car last night?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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