She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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