That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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