from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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