i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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