fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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