I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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