He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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