I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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