I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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