We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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