you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Come share oat with me in your robe
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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