i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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