My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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