Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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