Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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