who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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