we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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