i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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