awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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