Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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