at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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