well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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