The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
