so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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