I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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