can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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