So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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