i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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