You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.