Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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