Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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