They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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