Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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