38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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