i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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