with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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