Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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