i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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