cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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