When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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