I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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