There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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