Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.