I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.