I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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