Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
