how can u be prego again
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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