Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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