I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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