Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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