she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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