he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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