At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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