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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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