no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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